I think my buzz wore off
Aug. 26th, 2013 09:57 pmI just finished this today. Honest to God. I don't even recognise my priorities anymore.
( True Blood Season 6 catch-all flail/rage/vomit/psychosis/whatever the fuck )
Now I feel bereft. ALAN BALL, LOOK UPON YOUR WORKS AND DESPAIR.
( True Blood Season 6 catch-all flail/rage/vomit/psychosis/whatever the fuck )
Now I feel bereft. ALAN BALL, LOOK UPON YOUR WORKS AND DESPAIR.
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Aug. 12th, 2013 03:11 am

VOTE MYKA/H.G.
Last day of voting in Final Four! We've had the lead twice, and we can get it back. Please vote, you guys. If not for them, for me.
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Aug. 8th, 2013 11:27 am

VOTE MYKA/H.G.
All right, you guys. I never do this. BUT. It's Final Four, and the voting's really close, and I do not want them beaten by queerbait. Or anybody, in fact.
So, please please please do me a huge favour and go vote. You can vote once an hour, but even once would be amazing and I would love you even more than I already do.
Classic case of...that happening
Aug. 29th, 2012 11:18 amWell, that was glacial. But my world did not come crashing down around my ears, so NO COMPLAINTS.
( True Blood - 5x12, 'Save Yourself' )
The Newsroom 1x10 was a privilege of which I am unworthy. Every frame was perfect television. I need some way to bottle these feelings.
( True Blood - 5x12, 'Save Yourself' )
The Newsroom 1x10 was a privilege of which I am unworthy. Every frame was perfect television. I need some way to bottle these feelings.
God is a vampire
Aug. 26th, 2012 10:20 pmHas this season gone super-fast? This whole year is going super-fast, so I guess so.
( True Blood - 5x11, 'Sunset' )
IF ERIC AND PAM COULD ACTUALLY INTERACT TONIGHT, THAT WOULD JUST BE LOVELY.
You guys. I'm really scared.
( True Blood - 5x11, 'Sunset' )
IF ERIC AND PAM COULD ACTUALLY INTERACT TONIGHT, THAT WOULD JUST BE LOVELY.
You guys. I'm really scared.
No one fucks with us in our house
Aug. 20th, 2012 10:09 pmHow did I get a week behind again?
( True Blood - 5x10, 'Gone, Gone, Gone' )
Thank God for fictional characters even more than usual this week, because real people have just been disappointing the hell out of me.
( True Blood - 5x10, 'Gone, Gone, Gone' )
Thank God for fictional characters even more than usual this week, because real people have just been disappointing the hell out of me.
It's going to be a bloodbath out there
Aug. 12th, 2012 10:08 pmWhyyyyy do you have to be coming to Australia while I'm in London, Kristin? WHYYYYYY?
( True Blood - 5x09, 'Everybody Wants To Rule The World' )
One show caught up on, three more to go.
( True Blood - 5x09, 'Everybody Wants To Rule The World' )
One show caught up on, three more to go.
I hate this goddamn town
Aug. 10th, 2012 10:02 pmI literally just watched this. PLEASE DON'T SPOIL ME FOR 5x09. I'll watch it tomorrow.
( True Blood - 5x08, 'Somebody That I Used To Know' )
Sorry I haven't been anywhere the past two weeks. I'm keeping all batshit hours because of the timezones. But I have no news. Tell me yours!
( True Blood - 5x08, 'Somebody That I Used To Know' )
Sorry I haven't been anywhere the past two weeks. I'm keeping all batshit hours because of the timezones. But I have no news. Tell me yours!
Well, that was not quite what I thought was going to happen. #storyofthisshow
( True Blood - 5x06, 'Hopeless' )
OLYMPICS THIS WEEK. AT LAST. I'm not quite as excited as I was before Rafa's withdrawal, but I'm still so excited. They only come round every four years, so I've got to make the best. Damn, I need a new TV.
( True Blood - 5x06, 'Hopeless' )
OLYMPICS THIS WEEK. AT LAST. I'm not quite as excited as I was before Rafa's withdrawal, but I'm still so excited. They only come round every four years, so I've got to make the best. Damn, I need a new TV.
Kristin Bauer van Straten is crying now
Jul. 16th, 2012 07:52 pmI wish every weekend could be Comic-Con weekend. Because nowhere else do we get stuff like this:

(Source)
I don't even know with these two. "Sorry, Kristin was just telling me about when she lost her virginity in Wisconsin." Honestly. I thought last year was as good as it got. I was wrong.
JOE: I sexually eviscerate one of the cast members in an episode coming up.
ALEX: It's me.
JOE: (re Magic Mike) I think I've pretty much dry-humped every daytime talk show host in New York City.
CHRIS MELONI: Trying to figure out what's a sex crime on this show is very different.
JOE: (re 5x05) I shake her up real good before the puke happens.
KRISTIN: Like she's a can of soda.
ALEX: (re 50 Shades Of Grey) I haven't read the book, I haven't seen a script, I-
STEPHEN: He's just lived the life.
They did a big tribute to Alan Ball at the end of the panel, too. PERFECT CAST IS PERFECT.
Plus, the trailer for the rest of the season is, like, projectile rainbowvomit. It's basically wall-to-wall vampires, and I couldn't be happier.
( My other favourite things to come out of the weekend (read: YouTubePalooza), including GoT S3 casting spoilers )
All these feels, and I wasn't even there. SOME DAY, SAN DIEGO. SOME DAY.
(Source)
I don't even know with these two. "Sorry, Kristin was just telling me about when she lost her virginity in Wisconsin." Honestly. I thought last year was as good as it got. I was wrong.
JOE: I sexually eviscerate one of the cast members in an episode coming up.
ALEX: It's me.
JOE: (re Magic Mike) I think I've pretty much dry-humped every daytime talk show host in New York City.
CHRIS MELONI: Trying to figure out what's a sex crime on this show is very different.
JOE: (re 5x05) I shake her up real good before the puke happens.
KRISTIN: Like she's a can of soda.
ALEX: (re 50 Shades Of Grey) I haven't read the book, I haven't seen a script, I-
STEPHEN: He's just lived the life.
They did a big tribute to Alan Ball at the end of the panel, too. PERFECT CAST IS PERFECT.
Plus, the trailer for the rest of the season is, like, projectile rainbowvomit. It's basically wall-to-wall vampires, and I couldn't be happier.
( My other favourite things to come out of the weekend (read: YouTubePalooza), including GoT S3 casting spoilers )
All these feels, and I wasn't even there. SOME DAY, SAN DIEGO. SOME DAY.
You sure know how to treat a lady
Jul. 10th, 2012 01:18 pmOKAY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I know this show has begged that question a lot of times over the years, but seriously today. WHAT. THE FUCK. WAS THAT.
( True Blood - 5x05, 'Let's Boot And Rally' )
I get it now! Russell is Voldemort! This show isn't a political allegory at all! IT'S HARRY POTTER FOR PERVS.
( True Blood - 5x05, 'Let's Boot And Rally' )
I get it now! Russell is Voldemort! This show isn't a political allegory at all! IT'S HARRY POTTER FOR PERVS.
You were born into greatness
Jul. 4th, 2012 08:48 pmI'M NOT CRYING, IT'S JUST THE BLEEDS.
( True Blood - 5x04, 'We'll Meet Again' )
Happy Independence Day, American darlings. Enjoy the fireworks. ♥
( True Blood - 5x04, 'We'll Meet Again' )
Happy Independence Day, American darlings. Enjoy the fireworks. ♥
I believe we have a debt to settle
Jun. 28th, 2012 10:15 amBeing a joyous celebration of dreams fulfilled, followed by some less joyous things that I shouldn't have to say, but the stupid people made me.
( True Blood - 5x03, 'Whatever I Am, You Made Me' )
I can't believe we're already a quarter of the way through the season. MY EMOTIONS.
( True Blood - 5x03, 'Whatever I Am, You Made Me' )
I can't believe we're already a quarter of the way through the season. MY EMOTIONS.
She won't leave here a free man?
Jun. 19th, 2012 01:51 amHey, remember when I said I'd never watch True Blood? Famous last words are famous. And then remember when I did start watching it but only grudgingly for Michelle Forbes and was all, "This is actually kind of cool, but I'm not that fussed about Pam"? L. O. L. Those were good times. It's not like it's my favourite show now or anything, but what if it is? What then? (It's not. But it's a lot closer to being that than a) it is to being anything else, b) it probably should be or c) I ever in a million years thought it would be.) Pam is my favourite character on television right now, though. That's a legit happening thing, and has been since 3x0something.
Coherent thought? What? Because flashbacks happened and asklfdjasldkfjs;dklfj how about them feels.
( True Blood - 5x02, 'Authority Always Wins' )
And there's more where that came from and all. This season, man. This fucking season.
Coherent thought? What? Because flashbacks happened and asklfdjasldkfjs;dklfj how about them feels.
( True Blood - 5x02, 'Authority Always Wins' )
And there's more where that came from and all. This season, man. This fucking season.
There is dirt in my bra
Jun. 14th, 2012 08:56 pmThree days later, and I've finally settled down. Sort of. Temporarily.
( True Blood - 5x01, 'Turn! Turn! Turn!' )
THIS WEEKEND. YOU GUYS. The episode I've been waiting for for the past two years, the most important episode of television for me since I don't know when, is this weekend. NO AIR.
Origin Game 2 last night! 16-12 AWYISS. But they're playing Game 3 here in Brisbane, so...oh, dear.
( True Blood - 5x01, 'Turn! Turn! Turn!' )
THIS WEEKEND. YOU GUYS. The episode I've been waiting for for the past two years, the most important episode of television for me since I don't know when, is this weekend. NO AIR.
Origin Game 2 last night! 16-12 AWYISS. But they're playing Game 3 here in Brisbane, so...oh, dear.
We've come to finish what we started
May. 25th, 2012 12:06 am( Vaguely spoilery True Blood stuff )
Can I just say also that I'm thrilled to bits by the prospect of this season going back to being mostly about the vampires? You can keep your fucking lame-ass weres (except Alcide), and to a certain extent your witches, too. I JUST WANT MY VAMPIRES.
I'm back at work tomorrow. (Well, technically today.) Which I'm looking forward to, but at the same time, sigh.
Going to fall asleep now listening to Alex verbally fawning over Kristin in the 4x04 commentary. I've played it relatively cool thus far, like "No, no, I just ship the characters. Not the actors. I know I got pretty excited about the way they were at Comic-Con last year, but that was just because they were SO CUTE AND FLIRTY IT WAS RIDIC DID YOU SEE THEM GOD. But no sir, no actor shipping for me. I'm a stand-up girl with morals and stuff." With this internal struggle raging all the while. But now it's like hotwrong has opened the door to all kinds of inappropriate feels, and...yeah, there's nothing cool about this anymore. Not with him rhapsodising about the great season she had and bemoaning the endless hours she had to spend in make-up. HE CALLED HER HIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BARBIE DOLL, YOU GUYS. AND HIS FAVOURITE. HE LITERALLY SAID "KRISTIN'S MY FAVOURITE." IF YOU DON'T FLAIL, YOU HAVE NO SOUL. hateonme.mp3
Can I just say also that I'm thrilled to bits by the prospect of this season going back to being mostly about the vampires? You can keep your fucking lame-ass weres (except Alcide), and to a certain extent your witches, too. I JUST WANT MY VAMPIRES.
I'm back at work tomorrow. (Well, technically today.) Which I'm looking forward to, but at the same time, sigh.
Going to fall asleep now listening to Alex verbally fawning over Kristin in the 4x04 commentary. I've played it relatively cool thus far, like "No, no, I just ship the characters. Not the actors. I know I got pretty excited about the way they were at Comic-Con last year, but that was just because they were SO CUTE AND FLIRTY IT WAS RIDIC DID YOU SEE THEM GOD. But no sir, no actor shipping for me. I'm a stand-up girl with morals and stuff." With this internal struggle raging all the while. But now it's like hotwrong has opened the door to all kinds of inappropriate feels, and...yeah, there's nothing cool about this anymore. Not with him rhapsodising about the great season she had and bemoaning the endless hours she had to spend in make-up. HE CALLED HER HIS BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BARBIE DOLL, YOU GUYS. AND HIS FAVOURITE. HE LITERALLY SAID "KRISTIN'S MY FAVOURITE." IF YOU DON'T FLAIL, YOU HAVE NO SOUL. hateonme.mp3
It's wonderful to be a vampire, isn't it?
May. 23rd, 2012 10:50 amI'm back on Tumblr for True Blood/Kristin Bauer/OTP purposes. For those who don't care about any of those things, a) I'm sorry, and b) Why? Why don't you care? THEY ARE FIERCE AS FUCK AND YOU SHOULD CARE.
( Cut for trailer spec )
It's not even June yet, and already I'm insufferable.
I've been thinking maybe I'd come back to Twitter for this season, but I don't want to risk being spoiled. Plus, it'd just be an endless parade of KRISTIN BAUER WHAT IS YOUR FACE: Theme & Variations in 140 characters or less, and those who thought they'd been missing me would suddenly wish I'd stayed away.
( Cut for trailer spec )
It's not even June yet, and already I'm insufferable.
I've been thinking maybe I'd come back to Twitter for this season, but I don't want to risk being spoiled. Plus, it'd just be an endless parade of KRISTIN BAUER WHAT IS YOUR FACE: Theme & Variations in 140 characters or less, and those who thought they'd been missing me would suddenly wish I'd stayed away.
History will attend to itself
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(Nothing too spoilery, though. We're really running the gamut here in terms of where we're all up to in our watching, so be courteous. If you want to flail about a particular episode, just limit it to "2x21!!!!!1 DELENNNNNNNNNN!!!!!1" or similar. Those of us who have seen it will know what you mean. But for those who are behind, if a link is marked as spoilery, don't say you weren't warned. We'll do another one of these posts when everyone's completely done. But I can't wait until then.)
COME AT ME WITH YOUR FEELINGS.